dickstraction

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

Dickotry

The careful art or act of being a dick.

Anthony just told an utterly gorgeous girl that he's more attracted to his grandmother. While he surely just cockblocked himself, I commend his dickotry.

by chordstricken December 8, 2007

Dickityfied

Fucked Up Chaos

I'm in a dickityfied relationship!
Being on the phone with customer support is Dickityfied!
You are such an Idiot that you Dickityfied everything!

by snakedog4721 May 24, 2022

dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

dickstract

a miss pronunciation for distraction.

Jennifer is such a dickstract

by God of definition April 21, 2017

dickatry

the act of being a dick or an asshole.

Guy:So what do you think of george.
Guy: he seems cool for awhile utill his dickatry gets to me.

by george January 20, 2005

dickist

noun: a person who believes certain penis sizes are superior to others

adjective: having the belief that certain penis sizes are superior to others

Mary will only sleep with guys who are packing at least 8 inches. She's dickist.

by missoldskool May 25, 2016