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Dickguy

Noun. A person who consciously engages in some form of behavior that can be clearly defined as a "douchebag tendency" by his or her peers. This condition is acute by nature, not referring to a chronic pattern of this behavior as this would represent an official "douchebag" rather than a "Dickguy". The term originated as an alternative to the espression "nigger guy", which was coined on an episode of South Park. Reportedly, the creator of the term "Dickguy", a University of Florida student by the name of Joshua Poteat, felt that the term was too racist for common usage. Seeking a term that embodied the same meaning as "nigger guy" but without the racist connotation, Poteat coined "Dickguy."
"Did Blake seriously drink all of my beer?"
"yea, looks like it."
"What a dickguy."
by poteater December 13, 2009
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dickguard

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.
wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.
by niggman star33 September 21, 2011
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Dickcumboobulated

Originated from discombobulated

This means that a person is confused sexually and doesn’t know how to address it.
I’m so dickcumboobulated I don’t know what to do.
by faggoat May 8, 2019
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Dickdumb

The first five minutes after mind blowing sex a girl cannot answer any questions even her name.
"Oh My God! I don't know!! "
"Well you can't help it I got you dickdumb "
by wonderwoman2015 April 2, 2015
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Dickgames

when a chic gets the dick hard like bricks then fronts on sucking the dick, only wants to lick the head, rubs it around the clit, locks up before the dick goes in the ass and finally jerks you off, till you cum, knowing that she wasn't passing of no ass anyway.
"You know what I came here for Candy, why you starting with the dickgames. You're not gonna be playing pitty pat with my dick and dick on clit tonight. We gettin it in"
by chocladice October 21, 2011
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Dickbump

1)adj.A demeaning phrase used to compliment someones thoughtless action.2)n.A sore on the penis caused by a herpes infection.3)v.To steal someone's prospective, initial meeting, with a person of the opposite sex.
1)Why did you do that? What a dickbump.
2)The herpes infection has caused a dickbump.
3)That fucker dickbumped that girl, right out from under my nose.
by Greg December 21, 2003
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Dickium

The element that makes ur pee-pee big
Person 1:That dickium make my pee-pee so big
Person 2: Dat gay
by FAT BOI XDDDDDDDDDD October 17, 2017
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