Dickery

When playing a game in such a way as to piss off anyone who is playing with you or against you. To turn being a dick into a viable way of playing a game. It is only dickery if they are aware of what they are doing or when they smile as they do it.

"Quit doing the same move over and over again that is just pure dickery."

"Haha, look at the dickery I just pulled on this guy."

by BryanCL April 30, 2008

poop-dickery

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011

devil dickery

The spell binding affect of loyal cult followers by The Absolute Pulverization of the abdominal area and esophagus. Typically associated with closely by the legendary Devil Dick himself should not be taken lightly due to the lasting affect of Devil Dick zombies. Can become out of control quickly for the novice Devil Dick holder.

Bro: Dude did you hear what happened to Karl?
Other Bro: no bro what's up?
Bro: Dude he had to leave town, he committed devil dickery.!
Other Bro: oh no bro so his girl, wife and side side side side side chicks are hungry for never quenchable cursed devil dick.? Shame it was a nice college though

by Bearded VooDoo May 8, 2018

dog dickery

A primitive action or prank that is also emotionally regressed.

It was a blatant act of dog dickery, pure and simple.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2019

Fuck Dickery

The ultimate in an undesirable situation. Usually spoken by someone who has been completely and utterly screwed over.

What kind of fuck dickery is this?

by KZ1000 April 7, 2010

Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

by Varnpike October 25, 2016

dickgravy

remoistened sperm on cock

not wiping all of sperm before sleep, then getting up without showering and sweatin in the crotch resulting in dickgravy

by marshallmann October 18, 2006