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dickcathalon

A blowjob that is truly almost never-ending. A dickcathalon blower is vigilant in her duties to finish but not without her partner. The dickcathalon takes extreme determination, skill, and the upmost endurance. The dickcathalon is approximately 2 to 11.9 hours in length(11.9 hrs being a personal record best) with only two minute breaks every 100 minutes.

There may be certain factors that affect said activity such as "partying" with drugs and/or alcohol.
When we finally got into the bedroom, she began the dickcathalon at 12:36 p.m. And finished at 7:08p.m. No bullshit.
by nikkiLikki August 5, 2012
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Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé
Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.
by Rod Springer January 22, 2006
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dickcussion

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.
Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.
by Artholemule July 12, 2015
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dickcited

I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!
by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017
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Dicknut

A word that can describe a person that is pissing you off real bad
MAN bobs a real fucking dicknut!
by _})( April 27, 2006
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Dickbutter

Another name for male sperm
You got dickbutter on your jeans.

I left dickbutter on her face.
by Hollywood E April 1, 2009
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dickbutt

think of the weirdest thing you can think of... dickbutt. there is nothing dirtier than a dickbutt except a dusty butthole.
That kid is a fucking dickbutt

Look at that dickbutt, it's enormous!
by willows April 19, 2007
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