dickboner

it's not just a boner; it has it's own dick.

-ohhhhhhhhhh my dickboner.
-i have a dickboner.
-ohh ohh my dickboner is throbbing.
-justin has a little dickboner.
-so does jerry.

by titful o bonerful February 5, 2009

dickbornewrong

effeminate, some one not supposed to have a dick.

DJ Sal: Shaggy is a fckin retard.. Bloody chak!
Colonel: Hes a bloody dickbornewrong in'it

by b3aviz May 22, 2009

dickbong

when a fellow stoner( hopefuly female) takes a hit from a bong, gives you a blowjob, then proceeds to blow the smoke out before swollowing.

Dude, I was at this party lastnight and sally totaly dickbonged me!

by Nitroglisorine March 29, 2011

Dickloner

ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.

Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.

Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.

by The Duyg March 25, 2009

Dickbong

A bong that kind of looks like a dick

Nice dickbong, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing!

by ButterMeBiscuits June 5, 2023

dickonection

The degrees of separation between two people when considering their sexual partners.

Well Todd, since I fucked Jeremy, Jeremy fucked Alyssa, and you fucked Alyssa as well, we have a dickonection of 3.

by Jockstrap101 June 17, 2024