Dick Biscuit

What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.

Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work

by cavecharm October 31, 2014

Dick Biscuit

Not something you wanna eat....naah, I'm just playin bruh, it's what you call a person when you're bored or as an insult.

Friend 1: Whats up bro....

Friend 2: SHUT-UP DICK BISCUIT!

by MyNameIsNotJonathan April 12, 2012

Dick Biscuit

When a white person thinks and acts like he/she is really black and more bad ass then anyone else.

This is pretty much just another word for a big poser

Any person that you believe is a poser or wanna be is a perfect example of a dick biscuit.

by UniRaven May 24, 2009

horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.

Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!

by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017

Dick Biscuit

Someone who's a dick and a ass hole and a complete bitch

Andres:Sup bro
Enrique :stfu Dick Biscuit

by Numix October 8, 2016

Dick Biscuit

A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.

"Jack is such a dick biscuit, he me at 10:30 every night asking if I wanna hookup in his Pruis"

by Hunter from Hereford February 9, 2015

Dick Biscuit

Something that you call someone who is being a total douche

" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"

by Jakey Pie March 9, 2015