Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

dickage

To give someone an unfair deal; to screw someone over.

"You're going to have to cover my shift"

"That is complete dickage"

by LannyM March 18, 2005

dickaggot

When only your dick is gay but the rest of your body isn’t

Guys watch out Jerry is a dickaggot

by Soccer4455 November 22, 2017

dickfaggery

1. Completely inane and supercilious homosexuality; ridiculously pointless gayness.

2. Wholly douchebaggish and idiotic behavior; combining aspects of both a dick and a contemporary faggot.

1. Jasper could not believe the level of dickfaggery displayed by the group of flamers.

2. Carla deeply resented the prurient dickfaggery of the jeering construction workers.

by D. Ick December 11, 2010

dickage

Quite simply, male genitalia.

My dickage is on show, bruv.

by spunko December 19, 2003

Dickage

To lay the dick down just right and in good measure.

"Man, I gave her good dickage the other night. She realy couldn't take it!"

by Sam O November 16, 2006

Dickage

to take a male humans dick and pwn a female humans vagina.

"There is some serious dickage going on in their room."

by Quagalicious-Louise-Negra August 19, 2009