pillow dick

A person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their shitty pillow that they picked out. They then proceed to act as if THEY picked out the good pillow, & you should take the shitty pillow.

Or, a person who has discarded a pillow because "I don't like it. It doesn't work." - Complaining Wife. Only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.

Quit being such a pillow dick.

by UrAdCk July 21, 2015

pillsbury dough dick

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.

He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.

by zakrob April 20, 2007

dickpilled

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.

Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 13, 2021

dickpill

A red and black capsule you take with a glass of water fifteen minutes before you anticipate needing it.

I might need to take a dickpill when I go hangout with you at your place.

by UDontKnowJack June 23, 2019

Dickpilling

Giving unsolicited advice to a topic that you feel pretty confident about.
It's not that you're wrong, it's that no one wants a lecture.

D was really dickpilling T about the work he got done on his house.

by Jurban Jictionary May 28, 2022

dickpillows

Tonsils

Dickpillows, Pillow like organs in the back of one’s throat that a dick hits when receiving head.

by Edger August 9, 2023

dickpilled

When a progressive/liberally-inclined woman becomes redpilled due to the inexorable influence of a man she loves.

Björn done dickpilled his lady, now she's spittin' based facts.

by m0thra January 21, 2025