Hold my dick

similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'

Teacher: "Ok children, do the worksheet I gave you"

Disgruntled Student: "Hold my dick."

by The Sensation of YHS June 29, 2011

Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it

“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”

by National daysss October 2, 2020

Hold a Dick

A situation in which a woman or girl continues seeing her male partner strictly for sex.

Without knowing anything about the handsome stranger, Stacey wondered if he was perhaps her next Hold a Dick.

by James Cardinal October 17, 2020

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

dick holding

Showing another man too much respect, a.k.a dickriding

Nas ain't the greatest rapper of all time, damn nigga you dick holding..

by Rod Levi May 10, 2018

Dick Holder

nickname for vagina

Hey girl, get that dick holder over here, I need me some lovins.

by horny dude October 15, 2011

Dick Holder

A man of very douche-esque nature. This man will never leave you alone. Everyone you hang out with loves him, but he's only himself around you. He's very aware that he is a total asshole, but is intensely aroused by anger.

J.D. - Have you met Tylor?
Kyle - yes i've met him. He plays soccer. He's a real Dick Holder.

by Johnny Wanna Bone November 15, 2011