Hammer Dick

One who drives with careless disreguard. Used by truck drivers to describe eachother. Hammer as meant to be the accelerator, Dick as used to be dicking around and driving like a dickhead. Can also be used as Hammer Dicken.

Christina said to her boyfriend " I got behind this Hammer Dick on the freeway.

Or:

Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper

by SpdR8ser January 5, 2008

hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster

ryan knuth has a hamster dick

by brendan February 7, 2005

Hamster Dick

Someone who has very small penis.

Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.

by OldManD January 20, 2010

Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012

Hamster Skin Dick Cape

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

by joe920joe October 17, 2011

Hammer Dick

When you build unbelievable swelling in the tip of your penis after having sexual intercourse for a long period of time in a pool. The tip of your dick begins to look like the blunt end of a hammer while the rest of the shaft looks like a spaghetti noodle.

Man I had sex with her for 6 hours in my pool, when she left I had a hammer dick.

by ITwitch June 25, 2016

To hammer-dick

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.

To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.

by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs May 16, 2018