Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

get your dick outta' my chips

A way to tell someone that they are being nosy, or are getting in your business and bothering you.

Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"

by Hans Mantis April 8, 2008

Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019

chinsey dick

cheap, MONEY-less arogant dick. . . job-less, livin' off others. . .jacks off way to much. . .

Hey babe, can u float me a 50? 'What a chinsey dick...time to move on from this broke ass!!! "For Sure, girl"

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Dickchisel

A penis that is so sharp it can be used as a chisel.

"Man, Frank beveled that cabinet's edge just by getting an erection."
"Dude, what a dickchisel."

by Bronze Hedwick October 6, 2005

dickchops

A mildly insulting form of address for a friend or aquaintance, common in Atlantic Canada and Newfoundland

What's up dickchops?

by spork sporkleson December 17, 2007