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The Dial-up

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.
Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.
by Lupussong August 22, 2019
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Dial-up

1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed.

2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.
My dial-up connection was interrupted by call waiting.
by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004
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dial-up

“ dial-up” (Adj.) as in a dial-up computer connection to indicate a outdated mode, thought, recommendation, or activity?
Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall!

Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan.

Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower.

Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.
by rhet June 16, 2009
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dial up

a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.
Man, that dial up is one slow piece of shit!!!
by Shadic January 10, 2005
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Dialed Up

To get charged, revved, pumped up, tweeked
She was rubbing my inner thigh in a soft circular motion and I got to be all dialed up.
by DoucheyStar January 26, 2010
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dial up

1. To get amped or hype.

2. To party hard.

Past tense (dialed up)
John: You ready for the party tonight?

Mark: I'm ready, let's dial up!!
by pokemoke October 7, 2017
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Dial Up

a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging
man quit being a dial up and get a move on.
by bob joe william fred erson December 1, 2010
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