A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.
by Lupussong August 22, 2019
Get the The Dial-upmug. 1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed.
2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.
2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.
by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004
Get the Dial-upmug. “ dial-up” (Adj.) as in a dial-up computer connection to indicate a outdated mode, thought, recommendation, or activity?
Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall!
Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan.
Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower.
Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.
Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan.
Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower.
Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.
by rhet June 16, 2009
Get the dial-upmug. a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.
by Shadic January 10, 2005
Get the dial upmug. by DoucheyStar January 26, 2010
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Get the Dial Upmug.