by Briam September 01, 2003
1)a shitty temporary connection using a phone line that runs at 56 or god forbid 28 k
2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general
2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general
1)i hate how checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up
2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.
2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.
by shootz2kill November 23, 2006
A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.
Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.
by Lupussong August 23, 2019
1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed.
2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.
2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.
by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004
a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.
by Shadic January 10, 2005
by DoucheyStar January 26, 2010
Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.
by dipper5150 May 05, 2009