dial up

a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.

A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda

by Briam September 1, 2003

dial up

1)a shitty temporary connection using a phone line that runs at 56 or god forbid 28 k

2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general

1)i hate how checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up

2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.

by shootz2kill November 23, 2006

The Dial-up

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.

Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.

by Lupussong August 22, 2019

Dial-up

1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed.

2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.

My dial-up connection was interrupted by call waiting.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

dial up

a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.

Man, that dial up is one slow piece of shit!!!

by Shadic January 10, 2005

Dialed Up

To get charged, revved, pumped up, tweeked

She was rubbing my inner thigh in a soft circular motion and I got to be all dialed up.

by DoucheyStar January 26, 2010

dial-ups

Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.

“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”

by dipper5150 May 5, 2009