dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dienda

the end of my dick

"hey phill...do u know dienda?"
"dienda who dude!?!"
"diieennddaaa maaa diiiiiickkkkkkkkkk"

by Laf March 15, 2004

Dendrophobia

Dendrophobia is the "fear of trees"

Dendro= trees.

My younger brother has dendrophobia, he is terrified of trees.

by Alsharaf October 15, 2006

dendrapyronecrobestifeliac

A sick sick person who has intercourse with dead burning plant covered animals.

"Dude, that dendrapyronecrobestifeliac is dicking that dead burning kelp covered otter. Sick!"

by Shrooms February 23, 2004

dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

duende

the mexican version of a goblin or gnome, a duende will go into your house and do mischevious things and occasionally steal small infants

dude did you just see that duende just now? i think he took your baby haha

by p.nasty January 15, 2012

Dende

A mans penis, usually described as large. People can also say 'Baby Dende' for having a small penis, which is usually an insult.

You still talkin' shit when you still can't even lift my dad's dende!

by bitch stealer 8383 October 16, 2016