DFT

Acronym for "dude, fuck that." Used in place of an unmistakable 'No' or 'No way in Hell.'

Can also be used when something so grotesque or appalling is seen or heard that you want it to stop.

Person 1: Have you been to goatse.cx

Person 2: DFT

by rantone September 26, 2007

DFT

Acronym for Don't Fucking Test. As in, don't challenge me on this, I got it covered... I know what I am doing and I would crush you in an argument.

Also can be used in front of your name, to remind your friends that you are in control of the situation.

DFT me on hockey. DFTegajdzis

by tomasarturo June 5, 2011

DFT

Dont Fuckin' Trip

"Cris I wish you'd stop getting big in the post"
"DFT Julius i'm just trying to get the rebound"

by cflres23 July 2, 2009

DFTS

Date for the story - Although you aren't particularly attracted to someone going on a date with them would leave you a good story to share with your friends.

Me: Are you going to go out with that strange guy you met last Friday?

Her: I might DFTS, I need something new to blog about.

by mtgirlem June 17, 2009

DFT

Donald F****** Trump

"In 2050 we will be staring at our acidic oceans and nuclear warzones and thanking DFT , the 45th President of the USA"

by Molly the First September 25, 2017

DFT

Dream Fucking Team; May also refer to the DFTA: Dream Fucking Team and Associates.

No one would ever dare fuck with the DFT and their community bitches...

by djsowerpuss November 4, 2010

DFT

Down for Train

Mark, Justin, and Mark came to the conclusion that Heather was DFT.

by TallyMan July 6, 2008