derringer

A small short barreled pistol that was apparently very popular with ladies back in England in the 1800's (at least according to all the Romance Novelists) due to its ability to fit into a pocket.

As the large man reached for Alessandra, she pulled the small derringer out of her pocket and fired it into his chest.

by AMineE May 18, 2005

Alex Dearing

all Alex Dearing’s have a massive shlong and can pull girls with ease.

Damn did you hear about Alex Dearing and how he got in a 5 some with girls and his massive shlong.

by daddydearing03 November 10, 2020

decringio

What you get when you see your math teacher bend over.

Whoa, baby, when I saw him bend over to pick up Matt's pencil, I got decringio so bad I damn near jizzed my pants!

by John Jacob Jinglehymer Smith February 12, 2009

Chubby Derringer

1. Dick Lugar's name if he was a gangster.
2. Great name for a pornstar gangster.
3. A guy who's like a derringer revolver--a little small but plenty powerful.

1. Bro 1: Wouldn't it be cool if Dick Lugar ran the mob in Indiana?
Bro 2: He'd have to change his name to Chubby Derringer.
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!!

2. I need a good name for the mob boss in this porno I'm writing....Chubby Derringer!!

3. Chick 1: So how was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Chick 2: OMFG incredible he was like a chubby derringer!
Bros 1&2(sadly, because they're just plain small from all the steroids): extreme.....

by boosh chugger May 14, 2009

Dearinger

A bad ass mother fucker who you really don't wanna mess with! You really wish you could be a Dearinger.

Those Dearinger's are fucking crazy. I've seen one catch himself on fire just to prove he could!

by megmlm February 6, 2010

deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011

Derringer Boothe

Derringer is a beta male cuck who sucks cock for a living.

Derringer will say everyone else pulls none. when he's the one who pulls no-one.

Person 1 "did you see Derringer Boothe"
Person 2 "no? why?"
Person 1 "hes so short. he's all talk no game"

by LLeonard May 7, 2022