Devout Christian Mom

A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.

Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*

Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*

Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"

Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."

Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"

Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*

by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019

Devious Richard

The act among male friends of pressing a boner into another man's ass crack either for pleasure or as a joke.

Last night Ringo did a devious richard on hamlet, hamlet was so surprised he fell down.

by thethinkerof21s March 15, 2009

Devout

Devout

Definition:

1) Very/Deeply religious.

2) Devoted to a particular personal interest or cause, basicly devoted to anything.

3) Deeply and sincerely felt or meant.

It's a synonym for devoted.

He's a devout baseball fan, he watches every single game!

by Jafje June 29, 2007

Devious lick

An absolutely diabolical public theft of pure strategy and demise in the downfall of society often carried out by freshmen in school bathrooms and often carried out by people who wear black air forces and piss in public bathroom walls

Bouta hit a devious lick at school today 😈

by toolbox//morelikejuulbox September 28, 2021

Betsy DeVos

The opposite of everything good about this world. An illiterate, homophobic, dried-up excuse for life with enough of daddy's money to hold the highest possible position of power in Trump's world of education.

People of Alaska: Thank god! The grizzly bear problem is finally solved. Trump must be genius for picking Betsy Devos.

Trump supporters: Let's take the power out of the few in Washington. Let's elect Betsy Devos, a dried up 1% billionaire who doesn't know the difference between proficiency vs. growth and yes vs. no.

by AggressiveExile February 7, 2017

devious lick

A dumb TikTok trend, (Because all dumb trends start with TikTok) in which school-age kids steal things from public places, school in particular, and post a video with a caption that says something along the lines of, "I just hit the most devious lick." This has gotten many kids in big trouble and, in bigger cases, in Juvenile Detention. Please do not do this. Your Mom would not recommend it.

I just hit the most devious lick of the century !

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 September 17, 2021

Devious Lick

Possibly one of the most stupid TikTok trends to ever come into existence. The trend consists of stealing one or even multiple random items from your school, sneaking them home via jansport backpack, and then showing them off to your 5 followers. Some of the most common items being stolen include soap dispensers, paper towel dispensers, toilet paper rolls, exit signs, classroom signs, and other small/medium sized bathroom items or supplies. Some kids are so bold as to steal larger and often expensive items such as bathroom mirrors, sinks, projectors, bathroom stall doors, and even full on toilets/urinals.

The word 'lick' is a slang term that's used to refer to a successful theft mission that often results in a valuable reward for the protagonist. In this trend's case, the reward would be a high amount of likes and views, along with a large increase in followers on the uploader's account. And since people are really out here stealing entire sinks and toilets, these so called "licks" definitely are devious.
Hopefully the devious lick trend will come to a full stop soon, and all the affected schools will be able to move past it.

The more Devious Licks you hit, the more clout-hungry you look.

by ChickenScrxtch82 September 21, 2021