Michael Depiso

He’s a fag. Your typical white cheater. Small dick, long hair(new fuckboi cut), unkept eyebrows, pubes as long as a girls hair. He will cheat on every girl in his path. Typical shit talker. Gets his ass beat on the daily. And runs away from his problems only to get him into deeper shit. Gay at heart. Spreads nudes that weren’t sent to him as well as looks at other girls nudes while in a relationship.

Michael cheats on all girls. Michael Depiso Is a cheater.

by Your worst night mare 💀 November 26, 2017

Derpism

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

Derpixon

Derpixon is for weebs who like hentai or beet der meat

Lets Watch Sum Derpixon To Get My White Sfthuff Out

by SkinnerDaddy April 19, 2021

Deppic

(Adjective) A word to describe any incident/object related to Johnny Depp that is amazing.

Josh: Pirates of the Caribbean was pretty awesome.

Lilly: Definitely a deppic movie!

by Deppfan6963 May 24, 2011

deeping it

When someone thinks something means more than it does ,or overthinks it

“What if he didn’t text me back because he doesn’t love me anymore”

“Man stop deeping it ,he probably just hasn’t seen your text yet”

by Uptown_blues July 22, 2019

Deepity

Something that sounds profound but intellectually hollow.
Usually has the following characteristics. 1. True but trivial 2. False but logically ill informed. 3. Usually a use-mention error or (UME)

Made famous by Daniel Dennett.

"Love is just a word" is a deepity.

"God is the God beyond Gods." is a deepity.

He just said a deepity.

What a deepity.

by rutabaga November 1, 2009

deppinitely

Anything that is for sure Depp.
Or just anything in a conversation that is precisely defined or explicitly set forth and confirmable relating to Johnny Depp.

Oh I deppinitley loved the movie *Pirates of the Caribbean*

by idzy April 8, 2005