DeSantis

A petty baby-man who threatens a nostalgic theme park, schools and groups of people for existing.

Dude, are you threatening a popular candy company just because you don't like the new character? You're such a DeSantis!

by Sienne Elle February 27, 2023

DeSantis

When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.

"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"

by chirpydalek July 13, 2022

Desantis

The greatest navy seal war hero to ever live. Fought in Nam, where he accomplished the nickname of Solid Gear Desantis. Killed 15,000 Vietnamese, without feeling any remorse. Basically, he's the baddest motherfucker to ever live. Also fought in Ultimate Fighting Championship, where he was forced to retire, due to completely breaking someones neck 360 degrees.

Dude, Desantis would have so fucked that motherfuck up.

by osuadam November 19, 2006

DeSantis

The stain left behind when you try to wash Santorum out of your sheets.

Three washings later and the DeSantis stain from last nights buttsex is still on my sheets.

by fudgem July 08, 2023

Desantis

A person or thing that is compelled to create unnecessary problems where they don't exist.

"Whenever things got too comfortable my boyfriend would start desantizing everything, so I had to dump him."

Mike began to pick his team, careful to avoid any slackers, backstabbers, or desantists.

by Distracted1 April 30, 2023

Desantis

Usually a Canadian man who loves hockey. Tends to fail with technology. He apparantly invents alot of stuff that other people "steal" and now they are famous. Wears hats backwards and rolls up the sleeves on a button down shirt. Instead of saying fire he always says fyre, such as Mozilla FyreFox, fyrewire, and fyreworks. He yells "boomski" after accomplishing something. Also calls other people "skip" or "skippy".

Desantis "FYRE DAT PUCK!"

or

Desantis : "Good job skip!"
Girl : "But Im a girl!"
Desantis : "Skippett?

by DarkRevelations August 24, 2011

Desanti

Desanti is a beautiful woman. Not just looks but beautiful from the inside out. The type of woman, that when she talks, you get lost in her words. She’s also so smart. She’ll say things that make you think. She has the cutest laugh/giggle that is contagious. She’s wise beyond her years and her presence is addicting. She is selfless and would do anything for her friends, if she considers you a friend, you’re lucky. If you meet a Desanti wife her up. She’s sweeter than honey. She’s humble as can be.

Wat! You see that baddie Desanti!

by Papi chulooooo November 23, 2021