Colon Crockpot

when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!

by chirpydalek August 28, 2016

DeSantis

When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.

"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"

by chirpydalek July 12, 2022

tumbus

a pet's extremely fluffy or round tummy.

"mine tumbus is roumbd from many seeb"

by chirpydalek April 09, 2023