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An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.
Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

derishish 

natto beans are so derishish

my dad just sent me an email and used the term derishish
derishish by GeeKid June 26, 2010

Devisolation 

a portmanteau of ‘device’ and ‘isolation’. Social isolation within families that have been encouraged through the use of devices and media content within the same home.
“because of devisolation, our family is home alone together.”
“a problem that can be solved with Object-Based Media.”
Devisolation by timdivide March 27, 2018
Flernglish way to say Devil or Daviel.

See Flernglish.
That Dervil is one evil mothafucka.
Dervil by Daviel May 5, 2008
A person who likes bread. simply a person who is VERY bipolar and at the end of everything if you come across a WOW deivis you are lucky because he is one of the few people that you come across with that name.
Person 1: Woah! i just meet a deivis!
Person 2: Wait wow! thats awesome!
Deivis by OhRayosRobert! March 15, 2018
Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.
Basic noun: derp
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination

Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool

Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong

All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped

Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"
derpish by Sir El of B May 19, 2008