derpatologist

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.

Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!

by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

Dermetology

The intense study or stalking of anyone called Dermot

I watched 'My Best Friend's Wedding' again last night as part of my Dermetology project (ref: actor Dermot Mulroney)

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Dermatologist

A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.

Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes

by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018

Dermatologist

Greek for fake doctor.

Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.

by MrLeiv July 17, 2020

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

by Buechel July 23, 2022

Dogmatology

Unreal Studies. The Study of false information.

He was so full of crap, you could tell he just graduated from the school of Dogmatology

by tacochatcat July 2, 2020

Deniatology

A religion that started in Arizona and has followers who worship Denia's perfect booty.

I am a strict follower of the church of Deniatology.

by Cronus82 December 7, 2021