Derb

Taking a fat rip from a dab pen

Bro, I took a fat derb and I was stoned for a week.

by ccjmz January 01, 2019

Derb

To bleach one's asshole at speeds up to and around 80 mph while en route to pick up gay pornography.

When I saw my roommate derb last night, he was doing it so fast I could barely see his hands move.

by doctorhonushonus July 09, 2011

Derb

A man who is a goofball. Except, he is not stupid.

Boozan the Derb: "Listen man, I may be a goofball, but I'm not stupid."
Person 2: "Haha, alright."

by Hipster1234 November 24, 2010

derb

Nickname for a poker player who is on a hot run of luck "Doesn't Ever Run Bad" DERB

He made 10k at 40/80 Holdem last night, what a DERB

by Foxwoods DERB February 23, 2016

Derb

the most gangster pimp that you will ever meet. straight outta the bad part of new York, he will steal your girl, and beat you in rock paper scissors at the same time. moved to the big D now he runs whores in every part of the country. escapes the government by running to Canada where the Canadian government hides him. also a jujitsu master, he can smack you without you ever seeing it coming.

"yo dude derb is such a pimp"

"nah, did you see him smack me, he fights like a woman."

by that guy who's not real May 14, 2019

derb

Mainly means head, dome, or noggin.

little suzie always uses her derb, ever since she became a block head.

by Pinkie August 31, 2005

Derb

The combination of Dead and Herb. Useually a dead-herb is someone who thinks there awesome and there not.

"Yo look at this kid trying to score this chick"

"Forget that the kids a DERB"

by ShakestheDRUMMER March 23, 2009