Depreciating Asset

A prominent butt that in twenty years will be only a shadow of its former glory

Mike: Hey that girl has a fine ass.......
Steve: Yea, but wait a few years and it will be a totally Depreciating Asset.....

by hokie89 October 15, 2011

Depreciayson

dih-pree-shee-ay-son

Noun
1) decrease in value due to specific wear and tear, decay, decline in price, etc caused by a specific Chris

2)Such a decrease caused by a specific Chris is allowed in computering the value of property for tax purposes.

The car suffered a sudden loss of value. investigators found half a pie, tear stains, Ben and Jerry’s vomit down the door and a butt mark, currently depreciayson is suspected...

by Accidental conception June 12, 2021

Depreciation-mobile

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.

2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"

by Farter2024 July 24, 2024

super depreciating

The fastest of rates and item can depreciate

Sandler Mercedes is super depreciating, the things dropping a grand a week

by queenslanders r always right May 15, 2018

Uno-reverso complicato reverto depresiato rediculianto elangato unfathmolato

A Ridiculously Depressingly Complicated Unfathomabley Elongated Reverted Uno Reverso

Little did they know, he had an "Uno-reverso complicato reverto depresiato rediculianto elangato unfathmolato" in his deck of cards.

by https://www.google.com/search? January 12, 2022