denture check

The act of hooking a lover's upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. Most commonly a prelude to oral sex.

"Sharon was so shy she wasn't going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me - lucky I did a denture check."

by spongeymushroom February 21, 2013

Denture fest

It's like a sausage fest, but with old people.

I want to check out the roatary club, but I'm affraid it will be just another denture fest.

by sshelato3 June 30, 2013

dentureacatul

Dentureacatul is a person who has had false teeth for most of their life. Or people who was born without teeth. Most Dentureacatuls are referred as people who use Dentures but this is a common mistake. This word was added to the vietnamese dictionary back in 1982 when a troop slurred words when talking about terridactuls and his grandmother. His grandmother had false teeth and he was referring to her as " As old as a terridactul."

My cousin is a dentureacatul.

by Word historian June 26, 2020

blue dentures

Old Blue Tooth technology, Or an old Blue Tooth, hence Blue Dentures..

Larry: Look at that dudes old Blue Tooth..
Fred: Yeah- Thats a blue dentures.

by v83image March 14, 2009

denturocracy

Political system in which the person with the straightest whitest smile gets to run the country.

America is the world's premier denturocracy.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

denture tantrum

The senior citizen version of a tantrum.

"Grumpy grandparents have denture tantrums."

by Gigno April 14, 2014

Denturgeon

Denturgeon refers to the skillful act of holding in poop while brushing your teeth, demonstrating the delicate balance of maintaining oral hygiene amidst urgent gastrointestinal needs.

Despite the urgent call of nature, Sarah displayed impressive denturgeony as she skillfully brushed her teeth while managing to keep nature’s demands at bay.

by rubandz October 6, 2023