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Dennis

Generous, understanding, smart, and very talented. He is as sharp and as quick-witted as Jim Carrey on speed, but he can also sometimes be brooding like Marlon Brando. He's a strange one, but he will leave you laughing anytime you see him. He has a cute self-consciousness about him that is very charming. He is so gifted that everything just comes to him naturally and effortlessly, but he genuinely thinks he sucks at everything when in fact he doesn't. Which is fine, because that makes him try ten times harder than anybody else at anything that he does. He is also very tough. Stories tell of him wrestling a pack of hungry coyotes that were messing with his cat. Don't ask what happened to those coyotes. He's just one of those few people that have a commanding presence about them, and you instantly recognize him when he steps into a room. Mere mortals tremble by his very presence, but he doesn't see you this way. He is never judgmental towards others, which is refreshing to see. He is very empathetic and always wants to relate to others. I think he's an artist, and a damn good one, but he cringes when hearing that word. He has great difficulty receiving compliments, of all things, and I cannot figure out why. Did I mention he's handsome? He looks like Johnny Depp. On a bad day. His wit, humor, handsomeness, and all around awesomeness, makes me think that he is the reincarnation of Cary Grant.
Dennis: Why are you so good to me?

You: Shall I climb up and tell you why?

Dennis: Lol.
by dont delete me April 18, 2013
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dennisse

Dennisse is girl strong who can take anything, it makes people happy when they are sad. She can make her friends happy
Dennisse help their family and friends when they are sad
by Osafeliz March 14, 2017
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Dennilyn

Dennilyn is one of the greatest people you will ever get the pleasure to know. She can be an aggressive little tornado when she gets mad, but when she's not mad she's super funny and really cool. Sometimes she does weird things, but it makes you love her even more.
Wow...she's acting like a Dennilyn. We should probably let her calm down.
by Dennilyn January 28, 2018
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denniez

A russian Mafia Leader who is always high on hash and drugs, who drinks Vodka and never sleeps. Who loves his grey russian cat, and plays chess like Kasparov. Denniez owns Prussia
Denniez is stoned again. Denniez Mafia vs USA
by guu December 14, 2003
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dennise

Omg Dennise is such a girl boss.
by unicornshitlover May 25, 2021
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dennis miller ratio

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
by paynbow April 25, 2006
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Stewbuilder Dennis

(1926 - 1980) Commonly thought to be the greatest hobo to wander the streets of the earth. Especially proficient in the art of low-price culinary treats, this man was aptly regarded as a homeless "Grand Master"
I saw ol' Stewbuilder Dennis in a drainpipe this morning. He was eatin' an old leg of sow ham.
by grezz August 5, 2006
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