dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

dentropheliac

a word for dumb kids who are scared to say "tree fucker"

dentro...dentro...oh fuck it youre a tree fucker

by woopie poop April 2, 2003

dendraphiliac

A dendraphiliac is a person who commits to have sex with trees

You remind me of my sister, shes a dendraphiliac 2

by regieduboise April 3, 2008

denderpheliac

some one who gets off by getting jiggy with trees. most likely to be a dirty hippy.

some hippy fucker came over to my house and fucked a tree, so i took the liberty to kick his sorry arse then i get my dog to shit on his corpse. then i shat gunpowder on his corpse because i had eaten some rocks earlier that day.

by mick shits gunpowder May 20, 2004

dentropheliac

a person who has sexual relations with trees

Darren Is SUCH a dentropheliac, he'll never get a chick.

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

dendropheliac

(den-dro-feel-i-ak) one who has sexual intercourse with plants suck as trees. (dendrology)

maria is a dendropheliac.

by Nick Cannon April 11, 2005

dentropheliac

it's denDrophIliac, dumbass

"if you can't spell dendrophiliac, you're a fucking dumbass, Steve," said Karl on his way down the mystery chute.

by Karl June 3, 2003