Dendraphiliac 

A person who has sex with trees.

"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

Dendraphiliac by Phencyclidine May 8, 2005

dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

dendrophelia by brs1986 February 2, 2007

Dendrophobia 

Dendrophobia is the "fear of trees"

Dendro= trees.

My younger brother has dendrophobia, he is terrified of trees.

Dendrophobia by Alsharaf October 15, 2006

dendraphilia 

to have sex with trees

john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine

dendraphilia by dendraphiliac October 9, 2008

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.

dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003

Dendrophile 

Someone who loves trees or forests, basically nature.

I m dendrophile, i like trees and forests (nature).

Dendrophile by mannybakshi August 26, 2016

Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

Dendrophiliac by annabanana May 14, 2005