Deerstracted Driving

Dangerous and imprudent driving as a result of inattentiveness caused by scanning passing fields for wild game.

"Barry put his pick-up in the ditch after missing the curve during a deerstracted driving event. The bill from the body shop will cost him many bucks and quite a bit of doe."

by Angry Wound November 13, 2019

demrsafy

To clean your work area of MRSA methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus.

I have to demrsafy my work station.

by Lisarn005 April 20, 2009

Oh, I always get yummy demerits!

Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.

The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.

Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.

by .Mega October 19, 2019

deershank

The process by which someone is stabbed with a deer's antlers. The said deer is usually attached to a stick. Commonly used as a punishment to loosing superbingo

Winners get bookwiches. Loosers get Deershanked.

by Reiff January 8, 2009

demeritocracy

A system of government built upon inadequacy, underachievement and failure.

The Trump White House is a symbol of our wider demeritocracy.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2018

depersonalization

A disorder where the person feels that he/she is not real, Stuck in a dream state, in another dimension, Feeling that they are going insane, feeling like a zombie or robot, losing track of time, and can't stop thinking of thoughts that bother them. It is said that depersonalization is a effect of really high anxiety/depression. depersonalization can also sometimes be caused by Drugs Such as marijuana or ecstasy. There is currently no known cure for depersonalization but the feeling does end up leaving on it's own. It is also said that anti anxiety/depression medicine can help some people suffering from depersonalization. The important things to know about depersonalization is that people suffering from it are NOT alone, and they are NOT going insane. depersonalization is just a feeling of emotions, No one has ever died of emotions. There are website forums that are filled with many other people suffering from depersonalization that can help.

1; This depersonalization is killing me! I swear it feels like i'm going insane!

2; My brother is suffering from depersonalization, He feels like nothing exist, that everything is fake.

by iNachoz August 2, 2009

demesha

Loving Down to earth lady, pretty, ride or die, always there whenever you need her, food maybe a Lil burnt but when it comes to pleasure, best believe your needs would be fulfilled. Nice tits

You need a demesha at some point of time in life

by Dr.DixenTuDeep December 21, 2016