Demetrios

Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.

Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"

Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"

by Leo Batfish III February 3, 2010

Demarion

The realist nigga you will ever meet. The boss of all bosses. He gets all the hoes and is a sneaker head. He is also a pretty boy gone boss mode.

Damn, look at Demarion

by BaddandBuffalo61 March 22, 2017

demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

Demetrio

one of the coolest, most genuine person you'd ever meet. probably would be at the top of your friends list. they're born leaders and always stands up for what's right. if you know a demetrio like i do, you'd immediately notice how caring and selfless they are. demetrio's are charismatic as fuck and you could never get bored in their presence. they're witty and smart, easily the top of the class if they wanted to be. i can imagine the demetrio i know as a hero in a movie, he got all the characteristics: strong, passionate, caring, quick witted and humble. they're purely amazing, i don't know how i'm blessed enough to meet one but i'm thankful as hell because i would never wanna replace the demetrio i know.

person 1: have you met demetrio yet?
person 2: yes, they're other worldly!

by kakaorcaca April 1, 2021

Demetrious

The most beautiful man who have the most amazing qualities and is the best with women ; flawless as one can be , that sexual chocolate, and normally tall with the best sex, knows how to love a woman . Romantic and caring .

Is that Demetrious omg he’s so gorgeous and rare I want him to be mine he’s all I need!!

by Brownskin queen🍫 August 23, 2021

Derrion

Usually tall,athletic,sexy,and funny he has the biggest dick anyone has ever seen and would give you the time of your life, He is a great boy friend and friend he always gives good love advice and is a caring person

"Damn Derrion is sexy"
"Derrion is a nice person"

by fortnite player February 12, 2018

Demarion

Demarion is the type of guy who makes you laugh constantly
He is strongly in love with thicc girlssss

He loves memes (preferably Spongebob)
He loves to hoe around too (thank u, next)

Don't worry if he loves you enough he will stay and make sure you laugh as you cry...

Brooke #1: Demarion is my bf, I love him he always makes me laugh
Brooke #2: I thought he was my bf...
Brooke #1: Get rekkkt

by Hehehebreh April 7, 2019