delegatated

when a person takes a bowsaw to a person or thing's leg

omg laura delegatated barbie

by joe moma April 14, 2005

Delegate Schmidt

A sexual act involving deliberate defecation into the vaginal opening of one's partner.

Nothing makes me happier than when Dave gives me a Delegate Schmidt before we make whoopie.

by NotYourDelegate May 21, 2010

delegate

To dump off on associates of lower grade levels.

Give all doo doo work to Stephanie.

by Thomas January 26, 2004

Derogative

A derivative of a derogatory word.

Eg 1:
Guy A: I got totally shit-faced last night.

Guy A's mum: Dude, stop using derogatives in my house.


Eg 2:
Urban Dictionary is full of derogatives.

by JrG08 October 8, 2008

Stealth Delegation

Act of transfering a duty or task to a worker not actually in the chain of command of the assigner, always without knowlege of the worker's superior. Normally done to seem like a promotion or reward for the worker but really is a way to pawn of unwanted work. Dutiful worker sets precident of doing the work before his boss finds out and thus it becomes a permanent part of the worker's duties.
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world

Accountant: Dude - your so great I'm gonna award you the Data Collection Champion position
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important

Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd

by TedDeadMan July 11, 2011

Suprise Delegation

The act of assigning or delegating work to others without informing the delegatee of the work assigned. The person who is assinged the work often is suprised when the task is revealed.

Mike just asked me for an update on project X. I didn't even know i was supposed to be working on project x... just another example of his suprise delegation.

by ihcw July 20, 2010

competitive delegation

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.

you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!

by releasethequackin August 11, 2015