Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
Get the Delayed Space-U-Later mug.Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".
Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."
Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."
Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"
Casey: *snickers a little*
Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."
Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"
Casey: *snickers a little*
by all4us August 19, 2009
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After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.
by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012
Get the Delayed beer shits mug.: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.
After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.
by Yuudma February 13, 2018
Get the delayed aftershock mug.Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.
(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
by MaxNrg November 30, 2010
Get the Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome mug.A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.
That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.
by Frank Hagglemann August 1, 2016
Get the delayed conversationalism mug.Hey did you hear that the president has to decide on a completely new staff by Jan.
Yeah I was just thinking that.
That was a delayed fake IQ
Yeah I was just thinking that.
That was a delayed fake IQ
by 100percentcaveman November 16, 2016
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