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devotard

A person who blindly follows the teachings of an idiot. They believe everything this moron says, repeating the drivel as if it is unassailable truth. See also: Imbesciple
Fox News is his only source of information and he ignores any evidence that refutes their "facts" regardless of how compelling that evidence may be! The guy is a devotard.
by Kubbie July 9, 2010
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deboarding

Headline: "Flight From Hell: Passengers Threatened With Arrest For Deboarding."
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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Dertardism

Der-tard-ism - The process in which the minds of people are becoming virally infected with utter stupidity. The development of one's mind being affected by something really dumb. Perhaps having listened to someone or having watched something that is so fucking retarded that you are now literally dumber and your overall IQ drops for having done so.
Guy 1: Hey did you happen to see all the latest political trash-talking commercials on T.V. for the up-coming election?

Guy 2: Oh yeah I did! Boy I'd say we've really reduced ourselves to that of a bunch of mudslinging primates. Having watched those ads really made me a dumber person!
Guy 1: I know! After watching them I felt as if someone just performed a lobotomy on me!!
Guy 2: I'd say we got ourselves a classic case of dertardism on our hands. Probably because we are too busy jerking off and watching football to pay attention to our own politics leaving us in the shit storm that we're in.

Guy 1: I agree brother. Now lets go grab a beer and watch the game and let Donald Trump keep fucking us over while we sit and complain but yet do nothing about it.!
Guy 2: Yeah! Then we can watch more of those mudslinging political ads and base our decisions purely based on that! Idiocracy is among us! Derrrp!
by ballen69 October 24, 2019
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deboardified

made not board.
Boardness Lessend
Seeing you pretty much deboardified my day!
by 2mas May 13, 2006
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deboarding

having your penis licked clean right after vaginal sex; also known as a zamboni
I wish my girl was into deboarding but she just won't do it.
by Superflycool333 October 9, 2011
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deegotard

a very sexy man who never misses. his mutuals are way more than sexy. everyone besides deegotards mutuals are fodder.
"Deegotard is so mf sexy bro."
"What?! You aren't mutuals with Deegotard? Ew."
by Deegotard April 2, 2021
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