Depressengers

The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.

"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

depressingly optimistic

Depressing, yet somehow optimistic. Typically used when something bad has happened and a pathetic attempt is made to be optimistic about it. It often leads to feeling more depressed.

This would be depressingly optimistic:
Someone you've had a crush on that you couldn't work up the nerve to talk to dies. Trying to be optimistic, you tell yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to stress over trying to ask her out.". Depression sets in when you realize how much you wanted to try.

by Vully November 4, 2011

depressing

depressing is when someone feels bad and or alone/in pain etc and gives of a depressing vibe, it may also make other people feel sepressed and unhappy

'that guy is really depressing'
'yeah i know, he is dumbing down the party'

by nomjononom August 5, 2009

Dispressing

The combination of the two words disappointing and depressing

It was very dispressing when we found out Jaden has a girlfriend.

by @Ellie@Maggie July 8, 2017

Depressing

A feeling of emptiness. Especially when something bad has happened.

“That’s Predators game last night was depressing.”

by Mr.HotatoPead June 4, 2018

That's Depressing

A statement usually used at the end of an answer that is not expected or not wanted. usually not used in the more serious lament, most often used as a joke when something seems amise.

John: Hey wanna hang out today?
Leslie: Sorry I can't I gotta work tonight, I'm busy all week so we probably won't be able to hang for a few days.
John: That's Depressing....

by Ferdinand Maximilian December 5, 2010

positively depressing

positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music

person 1: hey have you heard this song before?
person 2: yea its pretty positively depressing

by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020