Cum Deflectors

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.

Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!

by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011

Deflection

When politicians come under fire for missteps or failures, they often rely on the technique of trying to shift the focus onto others. In an attempt to duck responsibility, scrutiny, accountability, they often create "scapegoats" to shift blame onto. They try to lay their failures at the feet of others or make a way to justify them. They may try to shift the debate entirely onto a completely irrelevant and different subject. One example is to make a drastic decision that completely shifts focus from the previous subject of scrutiny onto this new drastic change or subject brought into light by the government. Seen commonly by politicians and on a less refined level , regular people supporting a political party or figure in arguments or debates, or as a psychological attempt to manipulate others in regular domestic situations. In politics the tactic is entirely strategic and is arguably one of the most devious and disreputable in the eyes of honest morality and accountability, but is quite common in politics around the world.

When Soviet leaders were questioned about human rights violations in the USSR, for example, they might've come back with, "Well, what about the Negroes that you Americans are lynching in the South?" - One example of a political deflection

by Old school bossman January 2, 2021

deedlemores

1. fun stripey thingies on the planet rings
2. cursed dream word.

Vin: "some REALLY nice Deedlemores. not when you get close. I really should just, like un-learn that word."

by Lazuli728 March 2, 2022

soul deflector

i) A shiny material used to protect one's knees from the rigours of time.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.

I cannot find my soul deflector. you there- place something upon your head or i shall have it removed by the powers that be.

by Some giddy idiot January 8, 2007

Deedle

Onomatopoeia for the sound of tiny feet bumbling along, like a ladybug or a fast-running gecko. Can also be used as a verb.

The little centipede went "deedle deedle deedle" across the rock.

by Mochipants November 2, 2012

Rejection Deflection

A way for a woman to reject a man in a beautiful way. The woman will agree with a pleasantry that you express to her, however, she will also say that you would not like this, that, me, etc. because of a flaw or tendency that the woman may or may not have. Thus rejecting your kindness, by way of deflection.

Man: Would you allow a man to lick your ass?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?

by OOOne. April 10, 2010

Deefer Douchebag

Someone exhibiting the qualities of a pansy, whiny ass bitch that thinks they are sweet at everything; Pretends to have many friends, but is unanimously hated.

"Man I hate that deefer douchebag. He really takes it hard in the ass."

by Mr. Truthfulness April 22, 2009