dacryphilia

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

by Justin December 28, 2003

dacryphilia

Being turned on by people's tears/crying aka mourning wood.

It's not cruelty, honey, just dacryphilia. Now now, ignore the boner and carry on crying.

by GrimmyX February 25, 2023

Decoy Porn

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.

Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.

by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009

Decaying Winter

"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."

Game where u literally suffer from enemies and other shit

Jesse, we need to scavenge for loot Jesse.
B-But Mista White?!
Jesse, this Decaying Winter or whatever this game is, wants us dead, Jesse.

by xxMichaeliscool October 31, 2022

Hugo Decroix

The definition of Swag. If you look up his name in the dictionary...you won't find him, because he is too cool for a dictionary and also because his name is a proper noun. The word Swag was created to define him and soon they are going to invent Swagest for him.

Hugo D. : Hi.
Everybody else: OMG! swag swag. This guy is such a Hugo Decroix.

by asdfnc June 13, 2013

designated decoy

The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.

After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"

"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."

by robzilla September 27, 2005

decaydance

A sub-label of fueled by ramen records. Pete Wentz's record label. Bands such as fall out boy and panic! at the disco are on the label.

Kid 1: Have you heard of the label decaydance?
Kid 2: Isn't that the label that panic! at the disco is on?
Kid 1: Yeah.

by stealacceptance July 26, 2008