declarationism

The legal and moral philosophy in the United States of America which proclaims that the first law enacted by the American Congress is the Declaration of Independence and that the principles set forth within this document are legally the defining factor for all aspects of American government. Declarationism holds the perception that all people are entitled to dignity through Natural-Divine Law, which guarantees the rights to Equality, Life, Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness and Government by Consent (or just consent). Declarationism also recognizes that these rights belong to all people, not just U.S. Citizens.

Divinity, God, is recognized as existing yet encompasses and transcends the perceptions of the world's religions, including Atheism (i.e. all hold parts of the same truth.) Thus "God" is the force that causes things to exist rather it be by Intelligent Design Theory, Big Bang Theory, Innate Intelligence or other means.

Both the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights were written using Declarationism.

by SPuebla June 10, 2016

declintonate

the act of losing when well ahead in a race.

big brown and hillary clinton both chose to declintonate towards the end of both their important races.

by em bee kay June 18, 2008

sweeping declaration

A broad, and life-changing statement popularized by Marshall Erikson from How I Met Your Mother.

SWEEPING DECLARATION!!!! I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!

by Tonight we dance June 10, 2014

Destination fucked

A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.

Ohhh, he landed up in destination fucked !

He took the longest time to get to destination fucked.

by Ozzy man November 29, 2018

Declaration of War

When you set the lock screen on your school computer to chocolate milk but the person who uses the computer in the period after you sets it to regular milk.

"I didn't want it to have to come to this, but your heinous acts have left me no choice. What you have presented me is a Declaration of War."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Destination Fucked

When a drunk female standing on a roof tries to pull of a skating trick and gets flipped off by a child, all while in the presence of fire and a large farm animal.

"There's a Shiela drinking beer, and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard, she lays there for a while, there's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, AND THERE'S A FAT PIG"
"Okie Dokie, if someone could write about this being the new definition of Destination Fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great"

by LazarouDave November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.

Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.

by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019