declan mckenna

a sparkly, vegan, mullet man who writes cool music and makes me cry. he is an underrated gem and everyone should go listen to his music.

why am i crying? oh, yeah, i'm listening to 'eventually, darling' by declan mckenna. of course i'm crying.

by willowpillow<3 April 25, 2021

declan mckenna

A sassy vegan SOB that makes good tunes

Person 1: Hey, have u heard that new Declan McKenna song???
Person 2: Yeah, I sure do love Vegan Punk

by thnksfrptrck January 16, 2017

Deckan's Smegma

We do not know the definition of "Smegma", so we ask Deckan every time we see/talk to him. Every time you come in contact with him you must ask him what it is, as he is the only one that knows what it is.

Hey Deckan, what's Smegma? What's Deckan's Smegma?

by runningtreez October 4, 2021

Reverse Declan

The act of eating Starbursts out of a women's vagina.

Bob- Dude, I did the Reverse Declan on Stacy last night.

Kyle- No way!

by Kitty2000 October 9, 2014

Declan McKenna

He makes great tunes and is really cute. He also makes me cry because he's too cute (especially the song 'in blue').
He's a SKINNY LEGEND.
Lil vegan boiiiii.

Person A - do u listen to Declan McKenna

Person B - !!!DECLAN'S A SKINNY LEGEND!!!

by Themightycooch April 21, 2019

decca dick

The impotence caused by the ABUSE of the steroid molecule, nandrolone decanoate,commonly known by it's brand name, Deca-Durabolin, including testicular atrophy. Meaning, you can't get it up. Leading to users stacking (combining) it with testosterone based steroids such as proprionate or enthanate to fix this side effect.

Girl: What's wrong sweet heart?
Guy: I got Decca Dick
Girl: damn it! i told you to use proprionate!

by Elguapeton69 August 24, 2011

dirty declan

The act of ejaculating on pizza after sodomy and feeding it to your partner whilst proclaiming “Pizza Time”

We watched Spiderman 2 to get us in the mood to dirty declan

by PapaRent98 April 5, 2020