decorate

the act of pissing on toilet paper in a public place.

eric decorated the bathroom at players

by sailorned November 23, 2007

Got decoraters in

Got the decoraters in is a term used by women on their period, meaning that the "decoraters" are painting the walls red!

ewww right?

"hey sexy. fancy some fun tonight?"
"can't, got decoraters in!"
"Nice :|"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

decorate

verb:
To masturbate on a wall or another inanimate object.

I decorated the books in the library.

by CraigZ May 5, 2005

decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

decafate

The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.

Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.

by tsultrim June 18, 2013

Declarate

A combination of the words declare and decorate.

Go into all the nations and declarate.

by I the Uber One January 22, 2009

DELAGATE

To request service from a third party because you're a lazy mother fucker AKA management.

Manager says to subordinate: "I shall delagate this task to you because I feel you can execute it well."

by M. Mushu May 1, 2003