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Team Deathmatch Express 

Made available during the first play-list update of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, Team Deathmatch Express is exactly the same as the original; the only difference of the two is the extreme time reduction made during the wait between rounds, hence the word "Express".
Hey dude, wanna play a few rounds of Team Deathmatch on Live?

Yeah, sure. But let's do express. Heard Team Deathmatch Express is a lot quicker. Less wait time in the lobby.

foreskin deathmatch

When four uncircumcised males armed with knives tie their foreskins together and have a fight
Due to his Jewish heritage, Jerry could not participate in the foreskin deathmatch with Kramer.
foreskin deathmatch by Barlog November 11, 2015

duct tape deathmatch 

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
duct tape deathmatch by Duke December 27, 2004

Diarrhea Deathmatch 

Two teams of three to ten people equipped with their choice of super soaker water guns (may only be super soaker brand name water guns), filled with everyones own diarrhea (add water if needed). The objective of the game is to wreak havoc upon the other enemy team with the diarrhea in the super soaker water gun (may refill if needed). Three refills per teammate.
Man, am I soaked from that diarrhea deathmatch.

Ghetto Deathmatch

An alternate name given to the game Paper-Rock-Scissors. Two outta three, bitches. With this name, if you win, it's instant street cred.
Ron: I challenge you to a GHETTO DEATHMATCH!
Dwight: Ok!
<Round One>
Ron: Scissors!
Dwight: Scissors!
<Round Two>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
<Round Three>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
Ron: I win!
Zach: If this was the ghetto, you'd be dead, Dwight.
Ghetto Deathmatch by ILC Digi August 31, 2005

Half-Life Deathmatch 

Parent of CS.
However acts like the bastard offspring of CS...ha
Half-Life Deathmatch by Anonymous February 3, 2003