Yawn deafness

A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.

NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.

Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)

Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.

Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?

Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.

by TMA-1 December 20, 2008

Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

by KrispeKream February 23, 2010

Deafening Silence

When you say something stupid and it is responded with silence, leaving you to ponder every decision in your life up to that point that made you proceed to speak what your brain deemed appropriate.

You: I know we have only gone on one date but what do you think we should name our firstborn?
Becky: ..........................

Friend: So how did she respond?
You: With Deafening silence.

by Dating Guru February 19, 2014

deafication

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.

Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.

by trumpetvector December 6, 2013

deafeningqueef

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by 0chacolov3r January 1, 2022

dewfiend

A dewfiend is someone hopelessly addicted to Mountain Dew. These people are easily recognizable by their often unkempt hair and sloppy clothes, dark circles under their eyes, and the ever handy can of Dew in their sweaty hands.

"Dude, Jim is such a dewfiend. He drank three liters of the stuff yesterday!"
"I sure feel sorry for his future kids..."

by Dewfiend December 31, 2007

deafening silence

Deafening silence- when even the solemnity of silence has become too loud.

Deafening silence described: the point of silence in which one can feel the fine hairs in the inner ear vibrating with the subtlest change in air pressure. Going out on a limb, but the sound of dead proteins rubbing and creating static nerve pulses to the brain at such a lean frequency that the wave pattern is then magnified by your brain to the point of confusion, annoyance, uneasiness, or anxiety.

by deafening silence May 10, 2015