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Dagwood

The contents of several sandwiches between just two slices of bread (for example: marmite, ham, chutney, tomato, cheese, mayo, cucumber, and marmalade) creating a combination of contrasting textures and tastes.
That's no sandwich; that's a dagwood!
by actif1 April 28, 2015
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Dirty Dagwood

Getting black out drunk on tequilla then consenting to double penetration.
Some women like to be sandwiched between two men, but others really go for a dirty dagwood.
by FifiJKyle April 23, 2023
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DDawg

A mothafuckin PIMP. He is the crunkest, highest, dopest mothafuckin nerd on Urban Dictionary. Recognize.
I owe DDAWG money. DDAWG is going to pimp smack me and make me run trains with grandma hoes.
by Des October 11, 2004
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dagwool sweater

The wool sweater, hand made, given to you at Christmas by a your half-blind, half-mad, widowed great-grandaunt. So hot, ill-fitting,itchy and of such a disurbing color that it can only have been crafted from the shitty clumps of wool (dags) sheered off the asses of sheep. Usually smells like cat pee and stale cigarettes.
Asswipe boy/girlfriend: "How'd you get a sunburn in December?"
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."
by Snowflaked April 16, 2009
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Dagwood

When a woman can not only engulf a man's entire cock, but his balls to.
My girlfriend gagged trying to give me a dagwood last night.
by Samuel46 December 28, 2005
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Dagwood Dog

Having sex with a female during the time she has her period, only finding when you pull out that you have blood all over ur dick, kind of reminiscent of a Dagwood Dog
"Dude, you do know she just had her period don't ya?", "Nah mate I didn't, but she gave me a dagwood dog tho
by Nutterpc November 13, 2004
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dagwood

slovenly; ill prepared; lackadaisical.
A "dagwood like" person would show little or no attention to details nor does he/she clean up after themselves.

Coined from character of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie" who would always come home throw his clothes around and was never prepared.
You're always running around here like <Dagwood>. Nothing organized and everything is a mess. Its no wonder you can’t find anything! Come on... get it together.

Don’t pull that <dagwood> shit! You better throw those clothes in the hamper before you leave up out of here!
by westsan November 5, 2006
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