Dayjays

Similar to pyjamas, (or pj’s). Your dayjays are the comfortable home clothes you wear during a day loafing at home. Usually an old torn tshirt or scabby trousers with a hole in the crouch, but for some reason you don’t throw them away because you love them.

"I can’t let her see me like this, I’m wearing me dayjays"

"Stop bugging me! I’m leaving home soon, just need to get out of my dayjays"

by Dayjay Man September 7, 2011

daymare

A vivid, unpleasant mental image (as in a nightmare) conjured in broad daylight, such as an impending crash, or a thought of a loved one in distress, which can cause a strong emotional response such as fear or horror.

Scott still isn't home from the game, and I'm having such a daymare! I know he's stretched out on the pavement somewhere.

by Laura Gay July 5, 2011

Dick for daycare

When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

dayjanae

a bad ass bicth who dont tack shit from no one who lets you know the truth and is a great funny person just dont get on her bad side

do you like my hair

Dayjanae : no but thats ok

by pnmonia February 9, 2018

daymare

A daymare is when you are daydreaming but it seems more like a nightmare.

Judy placed her crotch over my head and now i keep having a daymare about it.

by Hotpants April 19, 2005

Daycare Parent

A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.

The dumb daycare parent was late again today picking up and conviently forgot to pay me.

by Queen1969 December 11, 2005

Daycare Lung

The often recurring general sickness that daycare children get from age zero to 2 years - which keeps their nose constantly running. Daycare lung typically disappears after two years when the child has built up an immunity to most germs known to mankind.

I'll be working from home tomorrow again - Madelin's daycare lung is acting up for the third time this month and she has been banned from school until her fever breaks.

by TiredDad October 5, 2009