Davian is a very weird fellow, he hangs out with some weird black stinky moneys and usually has his balls hanging out
by My_Name_is_Davian January 02, 2023
Davian you know it all
by ydhfjfjd March 05, 2019
This guy thinks he can ball but really he cant make an underbasket. Brags about everything and is hated by everyone. Thinks he is a playboy but no girls want to talk to him
He just like a Davian
by TacoShiro October 16, 2019
lorena: omg im a davian stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
spyder: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more davian stans!
majo: yay!
This is satire I promise
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
spyder: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more davian stans!
majo: yay!
This is satire I promise
by go away toot! July 30, 2021
He is a cute looking guy that every girl talk to him for a week fall in love he has a fat cock and down to fuck anytime
Davian Moore is a very cute and mean person.
by Davian Moore April 26, 2019
Holy Davian Witjaksono
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.
As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."
Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.
They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.
Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"
Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."
Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.
Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.
As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."
Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.
They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.
Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"
Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."
Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.
Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
by Licht#8577 November 24, 2021
Mega special just came out of the special ed class to go hump some humans with his gayness. He is big black oily monkey that Louis people tend to indulge in. Is not hooman
by The insider123 January 31, 2024