Dark Lord

Nickname used to describe the Associate Dean of the College of Education at ULM. Most likely due to his color rather than his personality.

Ooh gosh, here comes the Dark Lord again!

by The Masked Intruder! October 25, 2011

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

by ILOVEYOURYAN June 13, 2012

darklorenn

An instagram editor, has super smooth edits and is super nice to me 🥺 follow him @darklorenn .

Look at those edits!!
yeah; they’re like darklorenn material

by Itspbjtime August 22, 2019

The Dark Lord

-also My Lord; reference made to evil sorcerer Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series, by his followers, the Death Eaters.

"The Dark Lord is coming for you."

by hp is my drug =] July 24, 2007

Dark Lord

This is a sexual maneuver performed by first performing anal sex then slapping the girl across the face with your shit-covered light saber (penis).

She was only expecting anal, but he gave a dark lord.

by Reed and Matt January 12, 2004

The Dark Lord

when her true name is said, it brings a bad taste to every mouth, the scent of a lingering-fart to every nose, and an un-ending screech to every ear of everyone present.

We were going to chill but i heard The Dark Lord Voldemort was going. So i stayed home.

We don't speak it's name.

Sorry bro, i gotta go take a shower, someone said her name.

by T-Rav Baldwin January 20, 2008

Dark Lord

The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.

Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!

by either everyone or no one care January 19, 2016