When you think you are gonna get nice hard earned sex but end up with a fat whore.
Dan: Did you have your nice sex with Aneli?
Wanker: Turns out she lied and it wasn't nice sex.
Dan: Why and what kind then?
Wanker: Firstly I have AIDS
, genital herpes
, and ebolaids
Dan: That's bad but again, WHAT kind?
Wanker: it wasn't Nice Sex, it was Hice Sex.
Wanker: it was hice
Dan: ...oh god...