dank game alert

the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.

Marv Albert on your tv- "lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!"

stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"

by angus burlgar September 29, 2009

thomas the dank engine

An accurate representation of the chug life.

When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.

by dankm7 December 5, 2015

DANK 2

"Dank 2" is a meme that originated on r/saimansays (reddit). As the word "Dank" got overused and it got cringe. Redditors started Dank 2 which has some refined rules. Like usage of "🗿" emoji is prohibited and "women☕" and Sigma memes are prohibited as well

Redditor #1- Bro, dank is a overused word and it has lost its meaning
Redditor #2- I know right!! Anyways we got dank 2 so we're gonna be gucci

by ADS_07 February 18, 2023

Stick Dank

An exaggerated version of dank used for a number of narcotics (mainly marijuana) to describe a product of an extremely copious amount quality. May alternately be described as a "one-hitter-quitter."

Guy 1: "so how's the bud?"

Guy 2: "Dude.. This is some stick dank.. I can't.. I don't know.."

Guy 1: "You alright, man?"

Guy 2: "I'm going to.. I think I'm frea-"

Guy 2 robs a bank and is subsequently arrested, becoming the Rikers fuck boy.

note: Stick Dank results may vary.

by Kutan2 August 24, 2011

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

dank nooner

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.

My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.

by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

Danaka

Danaka is of Slavic origin meaning Morning Star. God named her after the brightest star in the sky. Guys want to be with her and girls want to be her because she is beautiful inside and out. She is naturally sexy without even trying; she brings men to their knees when they watch her walk past. The few men who are brave enough to approach her are so nervous they can’t speak. Their hands tremble. She pretends not to notice.

She has the kindest of hearts and tries to save even people that don’t deserve it. She forgives too easily even when people hurt her. She is a loyal friend. She is brilliant, hardworking, honest, strong, brave, and unapologetic when doing the right thing. She loves fiercely.

If you leave her, or do her wrong, you will spend the rest of your life regretting it. She is truly one in 7 billion.

Wow, here comes Danaka. She walks in the room and everyone stops to watch.

God broke the mold on Danaka.

I am the luckiest man ever because Danaka is mine.

Danaka you’re beautiful.

by Richie Richard November 15, 2020