Dangly Bits

The male genitals.

Females have Wobbly bits, Males have Dangly bits.

by Dean September 18, 2003

Dangly-Doo

The flaxen coils of hair hanging off the heads of young Jewish boys; often melded in with the side burns, not to be confused with mutton chops. Since the Jewish religion rejects the idea of gravity, young boys are told employ these devices in order to stay grounded.

Citation from a popular rap song by the Diddly Doo-Wops entitled "Cowboy Hats and Dangly-Doos" addressing this subject:

"Well, I know some guys who don't believe in gravity
Because they're of the Jewish ethnicity
They're all about religion and currency
Every Saturday they worship His Majesty

Dangly-Doos, weighin' them down
Dangly-Doos, keep my Jew friends around

Circumcision is the custom at a very young age
Mentioning Christ's name sends them into a rage
The father is expected to be stingy and sage
The mother shows them courtesy and how to behave

Some may think these melodies are prejudice
But they don't understand "The Danglyness""

by Diddly Doo-Wop102 February 6, 2009

Dangly Pintos

A saggy set of male testicles.

I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

dangly anus

when a person's anus becomes so over-used through intercourse it becomes dangly.

Jane Doe has been stuffed in the bottom so many times her tight sphincter has become a dangly anus.

by tizzle sprizzle November 24, 2009

Dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

The definition is thing in the back of your throat just like this girl.

“i want you to touch that lil dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat”

by anonymous November 13, 2020

dangly wangly

refering to the man penis. also known as dong, meat-stick, shlong, dick, etc.

girl: omg, your dangly wangly is hanging out your shorts
guy: aww yeaaa baby, now dont you worry your pretty little head about it

by k-nig August 18, 2007

dangly option

nothing but the male genitalia

I met a hot girl at the bar last night. When it came time to leave she chose the dangly option.

by shawnm June 22, 2005