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by Dark Myztery Writer(DLMYZTERY) June 11, 2018

dicklength

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

dickless trap

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

by src101 January 13, 2022

Ducklet

A particularly tiny and cute duckling.

Aww that baby ducklet is so cute it's killing my eyes!

by TrionaJ4ne June 5, 2011

Dickle

When your dick is in a pickle (situation).

Tommy was balls deep in Jane when her boyfriend came home. He was definately in a dickle.

by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012

Dickle Whip

v. The act of whipping ones face with your dick.

Taylor> wtf! ill punch u! u slept with her!
Acid> bitch stfu before i dickle whip u
Taylor> uh...

by AcidRain September 16, 2012

dickless

ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.

Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003