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Dorty SIMP 

A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER
Oisin is a big dorty SIMP
Dorty SIMP by YouDortySlag July 27, 2020

Dorty Sanchez 

When you take some ones finger who is passed out stick it in some one else's rectum and then proceed to rub under their nose with it
I hate zack price he is a dorty Sanchez

dorty hankey 

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey
Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

kolten dorty 

An ugly little chicken boy... Who is also the biggest bandwagon you know.
OMG the eagles won the super bowl, I bet kolten dorty will have a Nick foles jersey.
kolten dorty by J.L. Boom February 6, 2018

Dirty goose 

a lifestyle involving sending all nighters and pulling benders. popular on hats. if one reps the dirty goose then they will out party anyone present at said party.
yo did you that guy wearing the dirty goose
hat.
yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.
Dirty goose by Tommy sends July 29, 2020

Dirty Kev 

An act where a man, that has at least an 8 inch penis, and a larger woman, over a size 18, perform a 69, with the woman on top. The man shoves his nose and tongue inside the woman's pink hole and then all over the woman's clit while 1 hand plays with the woman's g-spot and the other hand plays with the woman's big belly until the woman squirts all over the man's face. The woman sucks, licks and bites the man's penis until the man would cum inside the woman's mouth and then she would dribble it all over her boobs and they would lick it all off together while the man is still covered by the woman's squirt.
Man, "What do you want to do tonight love?"

Woman, "I want to feel very satisfied."

Man, "A Dirty Kev it is then."
Dirty Kev by Scotch Jock November 28, 2021